SHOOTER

Shooter = Router

His wireless connection is a lot better since he bought that new shooter.

BARRY TOOK

Barry Took = Facebook

You ain't nobody these days if you ain't on Barry.

PIE FACED

Pie faced = MySpace

My friend is a Pie Faced junkie.

CANNON & BALL

Cannon & Ball = Wall

Whenever I go on facebook, I write a quick note on his Cannon.

Slang suggested by Mike B.

OLD JOANNA

Old Joanna = Web banner

Slap an old Joanna up on the site and see what response you get.

Slang suggested by JR.

EGG YOLK

Egg yolk = poke

I egged him this morning on facebook.

TROUBLE AND STRIFE

Trouble and Strife = Second Life

I'm having real problems personalising my avatar in Trouble.

Slang suggested by Mike B.

DOUBLE DECKER BUS

Double decker bus = Sky Plus

What a game! I watched it on the double decker.

Slang suggested by Mike B.

DEB'S DELIGHT

Deb's delight = Website

These days, you really need your own Deb's.

TOM AND JERRY

Tom and Jerry = Blackberry

He keeps all his phone numbers in his Tom.

Slang suggested by Roger.

VENUS AND MARS

Venus and Mars = SARS

"Sorry, I won't be in today. Got a touch of the Venus."

Slang suggested by Lethal.

PARSLEY AND SAGE

Parsley and Sage = Road Rage

"Yeah, I know I cut 'im up a bit, but the parsley he gave me was well out of order!"

Slang suggested by Lethal.

WIGAN PIER

Wigan Pier = North Korea

After Iraq, President Bush will be targeting Wigan

Slang suggested by Roger.