tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68070142009-02-21T06:31:00.120-08:00Old-fashioned rhyming slang for new-fangled words. © Phil Woodford, 2004. All rights reserved. Any suggestions? E-mail cockney@philwoodford.comPWnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-85289145946346105382007-11-10T15:06:00.000-08:002007-11-10T15:10:17.918-08:00<strong>SHOOTER</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />Shooter = Router<br /><br /><em>His wireless connection is a lot better since he bought that new shooter.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-8528914594634610538?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-88502867927142519052007-09-21T16:43:00.001-07:002007-09-21T16:43:44.328-07:00<strong>BARRY TOOK</strong><br /><br />Barry Took = Facebook<br /><br /><em>You ain't nobody these days if you ain't on Barry.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-8850286792714251905?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-9900886435795134262007-09-21T16:38:00.000-07:002007-09-24T12:28:37.078-07:00<strong>PIE FACED</strong><br /><br />Pie faced = MySpace<br /><br /><em>My friend is a Pie Faced junkie.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-990088643579513426?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-51709257643774392362007-09-21T16:33:00.001-07:002007-09-21T16:34:03.580-07:00<strong>CANNON &amp; BALL</strong><br /><br />Cannon &amp; Ball = Wall<br /><br /><em>Whenever I go on facebook, I write a quick note on his Cannon.</em><br /><em></em><br /><strong>Slang suggested by Mike B.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-5170925764377439236?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-21796468721990525012007-09-21T16:31:00.000-07:002007-09-21T16:32:39.674-07:00<strong>OLD JOANNA</strong><br /><br />Old Joanna = Web banner<br /><br /><em>Slap an old Joanna up on the site and see what response you get.</em><br /><em></em><br /><strong>Slang suggested by JR.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-2179646872199052501?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-59641056003332449042007-09-21T16:29:00.000-07:002007-09-21T16:31:36.739-07:00<strong>EGG YOLK</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />Egg yolk = poke<br /><br /><em>I egged him this morning on facebook.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-5964105600333244904?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1165400612858833372006-12-06T02:20:00.000-08:002006-12-06T02:23:32.870-08:00<strong>TROUBLE AND STRIFE</strong><br /><br />Trouble and Strife = Second Life<br /><br /><em>I'm having real problems personalising my avatar in Trouble.</em><br /><br /><strong>Slang suggested by Mike B.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-116540061285883337?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1135123371345161452005-12-20T16:01:00.000-08:002005-12-20T16:03:50.160-08:00<strong>DOUBLE DECKER BUS<br /></strong><br />Double decker bus = Sky Plus<br /><br /><em>What a game! I watched it on the double decker.</em><br /><br /><strong>Slang suggested by Mike B.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-113512337134516145?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1087733897836152952004-06-20T05:16:00.000-07:002004-06-20T05:18:17.836-07:00<strong>DEB'S DELIGHT</strong> <br /> <br />Deb's delight = Website <br /> <br /><em>These days, you really need your own Deb's.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108773389783615295?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1086475488025214842004-06-05T15:43:00.000-07:002004-06-05T15:44:48.026-07:00<strong>TOM AND JERRY</strong> <br /> <br />Tom and Jerry = Blackberry <br /> <br /><em>He keeps all his phone numbers in his Tom.</em> <br /> <br /><strong>Slang suggested by Roger.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108647548802521484?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1085351642145032082004-05-23T15:32:00.000-07:002004-05-23T15:34:02.146-07:00<strong>VENUS AND MARS</strong> <br /> <br />Venus and Mars = SARS <br /> <br /><em>"Sorry, I won't be in today. Got a touch of the Venus."</em> <br /> <br /><strong>Slang suggested by Lethal.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108535164214503208?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1085351503254868792004-05-23T15:29:00.000-07:002004-05-23T15:31:43.253-07:00<strong>PARSLEY AND SAGE</strong> <br /> <br />Parsley and Sage = Road Rage <br /> <br /><em>"Yeah, I know I cut 'im up a bit, but the parsley he gave me was well out of order!"</em> <br /> <br /><strong>Slang suggested by Lethal.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108535150325486879?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1085347170114023422004-05-23T14:16:00.000-07:002004-05-23T15:29:15.350-07:00<strong>WIGAN PIER</strong> <br /> <br />Wigan Pier = North Korea <br /> <br /><em>After Iraq, President Bush will be targeting Wigan</em> <br /> <br /><strong>Slang suggested by Roger.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108534717011402342?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1083534466573910602004-05-02T14:45:00.000-07:002004-05-02T14:52:08.670-07:00<strong>PEASOUPER FOG</strong> <br /> <br />Peasouper fog = blog <br /> <br /><em>She updates 'er peasouper twice a day.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108353446657391060?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1082498219648297302004-04-20T14:55:00.000-07:002004-04-20T15:01:04.170-07:00<strong>HIGHLAND FLING</strong> <br /> <br />Highland Fling = Bling <br /> <br /><em>The rapper was known for his ostentatious highland.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108249821964829730?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1082497700537534162004-04-20T14:47:00.000-07:002004-04-20T14:53:04.640-07:00<strong>DR FOSTER</strong> <br /> <br />Dr Foster = Costa <br /> <br /><em>I'm just popping over the doc for a skinny latte.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108249770053753416?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1082497633410984632004-04-20T14:46:00.000-07:002004-04-20T14:51:18.090-07:00<strong>IRISH JIG</strong> <br /> <br />Irish Jig = Gig <br /> <br /><em>Her hard drive had a 40 Irish capacity.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108249763341098463?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1082497493010253272004-04-20T14:43:00.000-07:002004-04-20T14:48:57.716-07:00<strong>MY GOD</strong> <br /> <br />My God = iPod <br /> <br /><em>He's downloaded 8,000 tunes to his My God.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108249749301025327?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6807014.post-1082497257019741232004-04-20T14:40:00.000-07:002004-04-20T14:45:01.780-07:00<strong>GIN AND TONIC</strong> <br /> <br />Gin and tonic = Polyphonic <br /> <br /><em>"My new mobile's well cool. The ringtones are gin and tonic, innit?"</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6807014-108249725701974123?l=concoctedcockney.blogspot.com'/></div>PWnoreply@blogger.com