DEB'S DELIGHT

Deb's delight = Website

These days, you really need your own Deb's.

TOM AND JERRY

Tom and Jerry = Blackberry

He keeps all his phone numbers in his Tom.

Slang suggested by Roger.

VENUS AND MARS

Venus and Mars = SARS

"Sorry, I won't be in today. Got a touch of the Venus."

Slang suggested by Lethal.

PARSLEY AND SAGE

Parsley and Sage = Road Rage

"Yeah, I know I cut 'im up a bit, but the parsley he gave me was well out of order!"

Slang suggested by Lethal.

WIGAN PIER

Wigan Pier = North Korea

After Iraq, President Bush will be targeting Wigan

Slang suggested by Roger.

PEASOUPER FOG

Peasouper fog = blog

She updates 'er peasouper twice a day.

HIGHLAND FLING

Highland Fling = Bling

The rapper was known for his ostentatious highland.

DR FOSTER

Dr Foster = Costa

I'm just popping over the doc for a skinny latte.

IRISH JIG

Irish Jig = Gig

Her hard drive had a 40 Irish capacity.

MY GOD

My God = iPod

He's downloaded 8,000 tunes to his My God.

GIN AND TONIC

Gin and tonic = Polyphonic

"My new mobile's well cool. The ringtones are gin and tonic, innit?"