VENUS AND MARS

Venus and Mars = SARS

"Sorry, I won't be in today. Got a touch of the Venus."

Slang suggested by Lethal.

PARSLEY AND SAGE

Parsley and Sage = Road Rage

"Yeah, I know I cut 'im up a bit, but the parsley he gave me was well out of order!"

Slang suggested by Lethal.

WIGAN PIER

Wigan Pier = North Korea

After Iraq, President Bush will be targeting Wigan

Slang suggested by Roger.

PEASOUPER FOG

Peasouper fog = blog

She updates 'er peasouper twice a day.